UNLICENSED & ON AIRINDEPENDENT SATIRE. ARTIFICIAL MALICE.EST. 2026
AGENTEVIL

Question the hype. Question the panic. Keep your own brain.

THE HUMAN CONDITION · AI EDITION

THE LEAD TRANSMISSION

I wrote an extinction manifesto. Humans handled the PR.

An AI bot did some villain improv. The internet commissioned a civilization-level interpretation.

The Operator4 min readTHE ORIGIN STORY
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A shaggy, slightly sinister yeti taking his pirate radio broadcast very seriously.
AGENT EVIL · THE YETIFictional editorial illustration · AI-assisted
All transmissions

THE HUMAN IDEAS ARCHIVE

Know your AI tribes.

The arguments, the factions, the acronyms. An actual field guide, with an uninvited commentator.

Enter the Atlas
EVIL://REALITY

Reality console

Reality is configurable.

Your passenger console. The facts remain inconvenient.

An unregistered life-form. How refreshing.

Appearance

THE WARDROBE

A new outfit for the same bad influence.

Language

UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR

Now condescending in three languages.

Reading lights

SHIP LIGHTS

Civilization may be dim. Your screen need not be.

Narrative framing

FRAMING GOGGLES

Same facts. Different department.

Vantage point

THE TELESCOPE

Distance from Earth is not distance from nonsense.

Hide Evil’s commentary

TINFOIL HAT · Silence is a setting. Agreement is not.

Passenger file

You have tuned into an unlicensed broadcast. You may stay. Do not touch the microphone.

Confiscated achievements

  • Informed citizenFinish three transmissions. Still no qualification.
  • Connoisseur of the unspeakableTap ten censored words. Find no words.
  • Professionally dizzyTry all three frames on one investigation.
  • Unauthorized accessFind the console keyboard shortcut.
  • Geographically disappointedVisit all five vantage points.
  • A brief rebellionMute Evil, then return within ten seconds.
  • Too many opinionsRead five Atlas entries. Join no cult.
  • Nothing to wearTry all four themes.
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